(In the interests of balance: Everyman meets a copyright radical)
Maximus Copyright:
Hey, you!
Everyman: Me?
MaxC: What do you
think you’re doing?
E: I’m reading this interesting little blog
about IT and internet law.
MaxC: You got
permission to do that?
E: Who from?
MaxC: Me. Or the Family.
E: They are?
MaxC: Relations
and neighbours.
E: Nice to meet
you all.
The Family: Thief!
Thief! Thief!
E: What’s this
about?
MaxC: This is my
patch. You’re on it. Pay or get off.
E: I’m only
looking.
MaxC: That’s using.
Needs permission. Or should do1.
E: But there are paths. They say Public Right of Way.
MaxC: You see the TPMs?
E: I'm guessing that's the barbed wire.
MaxC: Right.
Illegal to cut it.
E: Is there
anything I can do around here that isn't illegal?
MaxC: You've got
to learn respect. People these days don't show the respect due to the Family. How
did you find this place, anyway?
E: That link. It’s
marked.
MaxC: This is
serious. An unlicensed link2. Take it down, boys.
The Family: Thief!
Thief! Thief!
E: Who’s that over
there? You haven’t introduced her.
MaxC: Minima. She’s the other branch of the family. We don’t speak.
E: No?
MaxC: They have crazy
ideas. Balance, proportionality, reasonable expectations of users. "The Family will get respect if it gives
up some land". Morons. I tell you how we get respect, by strong
enforcement.
E: Not by
education, then?
MaxC: Education of course. But it has to be
the right sort of education.
E: The right sort?
MaxC: The sort
that fosters respect. We like to keep it simple. ‘Don’t steal, don’t copy’. That sort of thing. If you don’t get the message, something more graduated.
If you still don’t get it, we chop your
internet off.
E: Mine?
MaxC: You just keep
your nose clean and there won’t be any trouble.
E: I had my nose
in this blog until you showed up.
MaxC: Don’t get clever.
E: There’s
something I don’t understand about all this.
MaxC: What?
E: If everything
needs permission, won't everyone end up breaking the law? How does that foster
respect for copyright?
MaxC: You’re starting
to sound like cousin Mini and that Hargreaves character she hangs around
with. You need to be educated.
E: How, without any
internet access?
MaxC: That's
enough. Re-education camp for you.
E: Huh?
MaxC: You'll love
it. The tutors all love copyright. The
guards all love copyright. It will be a better world when we all love
copyright.
The Family: Take
him away!
Notes:
1.The question of whether merely browsing a
copyright work online requires the permission of the copyright owner is
currently the subject of a reference to the EU Court of Justice in Newspaper Licensing Agency v PRCA. The view of the UK Supreme Court was that it should
not require permission, in the same way that reading a physical book does not –
even if the book is an infringing copy. However the browsing point was of
sufficient importance that it should be considered by the CJEU.
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